because this is a Sony movie, everyone uses Sony smart phones they go into youtube which has viral videos that are in live action and it’s super disorienting Jailbreak in her princess form whistles and summons a twitter bird Patrick Stewart had to say the following line. “Not too soft, I hope” Someone tells Poop that he’s going soft. they go to Dropbox? Becuase kids love using Dropbox? so yeah, add a slur usage to the list of offenses speaking of progressive, an internet troll calls the Just Dance lady a g***y. it feels so tacked on and barely even surface level like fuck they patted themselves on the back for this progressive-ass movie again, this is never brought further or built upon. 10 minutes later Jailbreak says out of nowhere that in the early days emoji women only had the choice to be “princesses or brides” but that in the cloud she can be whatever she wants to be. Gene doesn’t respond to it and Jailbreak doesn’t build onto that. In Candy Crush, Gene finished one of Jailbreak’s sentences when she has an idea and out of nowhere Jailbreak yells “MEN ARE ALWAYS GETTING CREDIT FOR WOMEN’S IDEAS AND I’M SICK OF IT!” it comes immediately and ends abruptly. TJ Miller touted the film as having a feminist positive message and let me tell you this is what it is. There’s a stupid subplot about Gene’s meh parents having a falling out but it’s okay because they reconcile inside Instagram by hijacking a romantic photo and using the right filter ALSO THE HUMAN IS A FUCKING NERD WHO DECIDES TO TAKE HIS PHONE TO THE TECH STORE TO DELETE EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE ONE EMOJI DOESN’T WORK the message will be that teens need to actually talk to each other more and express their feelings whatever” but oh no no no this is THE EMOJI MOVIE we’re talking about and the climax of the film is resolved by Gene (the main emoji) using his multiple faces to make the first emoji composed of multiple feelings back to back and gets sent to the crush who says “wow! I loved your emoji! it’s so nice to see a guy who’s willing to express his feelings” WHAT THE HELL? SO YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOUTH FOR USING EMOJIS BUT ULTIMATELY EMOJIS SAVE THE DAY? ADDING ONTO THAT! what is the message of this film? it doesn’t have one! there’s a scene where we see the main human deleted an email of lyrics/poetry he wrote for his crush but he deleted it because as his friends say WORDS AREN’T COOL. Case in point, at one point the main human contemplates texting his crush and his frind tells him to only use emojis before saying in the most dude-bro way “words aren’t COOL” at one point the teacher is talking about hieroglyphs and has to liken them to “the original emojis” because the students don’t want to learn any other way! they’re too obsessed with their phones! they have no attention spans! get it? GET IT? Sony hates millenials despite the fact that this movie was tailor-made to pander to them in the worst ways possible. i thought the Wreck It Ralph comparisons were bad enough but we find out Jailbreak was formerly a princess emoji but she rejected her status in favor of something more spunky and rebellious like holy shit they’re just unabashed in ripping off the beats of a superior movie. so here’s the main points on everything you need to know about this film To summarize everything in one fluent and well-arranged thesis is too daunting a task because there’s simply too much to say about this blaspheme and so little time to properly convey it all. I wish I could say it was everything I expected it to be but it was worse. This restriction applies whether you reside in these areas or you're temporarily traveling to them.Well I saw it. If you’re on Dropbox Plus, Family, Professional, Essentials, Standard, Advanced, Business, Business Plus, Education, or Enterprise and you’re in one of these areas, you won't be able to access your Dropbox account. In line with applicable trade sanctions and embargo requirements, Dropbox (like other similar organizations) doesn't support access to some of our services in certain countries or regions, such as Crimea, North Korea, and Syria. Any of the Dropbox team plans (Standard, Business, Advanced, Business Plus, Enterprise, or Education).This affects users on the following plans: If you can't access or Dropbox Paper, or the Dropbox desktop or mobile apps fail to load or sync with your Dropbox account, you may be trying to access Dropbox from a location with restricted access.
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